Saturday, November 28, 2009

A blonde went to a hair dresser's?

A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, "I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off." The woman looked at the blonde, surprised, but did as she was told. While she was brushing the blonde's hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones, knocking them to the ground. As she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor. The hair dresser was very confused. She picked up the head phones and listened. This is what she heard..."breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out..."!



A blonde went to a hair dresser's?

Hahahaha!



Here's a blonde joke, back at 'cha!



A blonde driving to work in the morning had some car troubles, so sputtering and stalling, she drove it to a nearby service station for help. The mechanic popped the hood, peered at the engine, then suggested she come back in an hour to check on the progress.



She returned later to find her car parked out front. She found the mechanic busy at work, legs sticking out from under another vehicle. Uncertain about what to do, she asks, "What about my car?" The greasemonkey says, "Just crap in the carburator, Ma'am."



The blonde still seemed confused. "Only once in the morning, or every time I start it?"



A blonde went to a hair dresser's?

wow I'm kinda speechless.



A blonde went to a hair dresser's?

dumb blonde.....good one



A blonde went to a hair dresser's?

haha that's an awesome joke but, you are right, there's always one, but usually more than that! hehe



A blonde went to a hair dresser's?

Great ! Hilarious... Brilliant !!!



That poor blond girl...



Aaron.



A blonde went to a hair dresser's?

Ha ha ha ha! gr8 joke. LOL LOL Star for u.



A blonde went to a hair dresser's?

What you get when blond paint her hair into black?



Artificial intelligence.



A blonde went to a hair dresser's?

That is one dumb Blonde



A blonde went to a hair dresser's?

hehehehe! i might of posted this joke myself before, still funny everytime I read it! :-D



A blonde went to a hair dresser's?

not one of your best chuck, just ignore the miserable a/holes on here



A blonde went to a hair dresser's?

that was good!!! Maybe " who's sacastic " should be the 1 who is needing to take a " breather"



A blonde went to a hair dresser's?

not funny at all! btw, what's the question?



A blonde went to a hair dresser's?

It would have been funnier if you had spelled "breathe" correctly. As it is, you're just as stupid as the blond. Wait, that is funny, after all!

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